1. Go to one of your nearby favorite farms with your family.
|2. While serious decisions need to be made, visit the pigs.|
|3. Tell Farmer Kassandra what you are craving. She will lead you to her lair, the meat locker.|
|4. While your foodie son decides on a lamb shoulder, visit Christmas Eve Dinner's extended family and their pals, the goats.|
|5. Urge Foodie Son and his father to point out their choices on film|
|6. Write a check, gather your husband, son, and sister, and drive home.|
7. While unloading the food onto the kitchen counter, smile with the memory of your two decades as a quasi-vegetarian, and remind yourself that sometimes change is good, especially when you have a foodie in the family.